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Sep 24 - MANDATORY TRAINING for all new placements — staff induction video (VHS). management says this was buried. we dug it up. (the break room telly) vid new!

Sep 24 - FOUND: one (1) galactic nokia, fossilised (in the road) pic new!

Sep 24 - RAVE: the weirdo's have officially entered the chat (deep space) new!

Sep 24 - LOST: one (1) human guise, last seen being yanked (te aro) new!

Sep 23 - KANIKANI KINGI — available for mascot work (currently: Public Programme, October 2026) (te aro) pic new!

Sep 23 - tentacled 4 feathered - t4f - u let me have the last dumpling (the long table, by the boil up) pic

Sep 22 - OPEN MIC PERFORMERS (6–10pm) + HIGH TEA ATTENDANTS (4–6pm) — Sat 10 Oct (te aro)

Sep 22 - moth 4 candle - m4c - i know. i KNOW. (the tall candles, left end)

Sep 21 - STORYTELLERS, ILLUSTRATORS, DnD ENTHUSIASTS & NERDY WEIRDOS — World Building Workshop, Sat 03 Oct (te aro) pic

Sep 21 - PROFESSIONAL TUTU'S & SUSTAINABLE FASHION BADDIES — steeze up ur skinsuits, Sun 04 Oct (te aro) pic

Sep 21 - window seat 4 the soup carrier - 2 4 1 - u said “nice freak faces” and left (the window seat) pic

Sep 20 - CURB ALERT: FREE ‘Normie’ drobe — take a garment, alter it, never wear it straight (onsite)

Sep 20 - whreak 4 whreak - wh4wh - the group photo (me: back row. u: front, doing a claw) (the group photo) pic

Sep 19 - crafternoon, lino table — u: attaching claws to a cardigan. me: the one with the acorn (c4c) (te aro)

Sep 19 - bioluminescent 4 dim - b4d - u: glowing. me: walked into the flower arrangement (the tablescape)

Sep 18 - TERRAFORMING CREW — kave biome, moss & trumpet shroom experience an asset (kyber kaves)

Sep 18 - six-armed 4 two-armed - 6a4ta - u washed, i dried (the kitchen, end of the night)

Sep 17 - DOOR / FRONT OF HOUSE — night shifts, house rules enforcement (casual) (te aro)

Sep 16 - HAUNTING (part-time) — experience [[LIVING AMOUNGST PEOPLE]] essential (this ao)

Sep 16 - shapeshifter 4 the one who always knew it was me - s4? (the long table, every course)

Sep 15 - DIMENSION HOPPING — deep space voyagers, you can come home now (deep space)

Sep 14 - Regional Creature Dept: WORKSHOP KAIMAHI (te whanganui-ā-tara)

Sep 14 - slime 4 slime - t4t - we both said “well” (the doorway, leaving)

— - POCKET DIMENSION — ambient, low-stimulation, portal entry (the cryb)

cryptid gigs

» workshop kaimahi

Sep 24 - MANDATORY TRAINING for all new placements — staff induction video (VHS). management says this was buried. we dug it up. (the break room telly) vid new!

Sep 14 - Regional Creature Dept: WORKSHOP KAIMAHI (te whanganui-ā-tara)

» storytelling

Sep 21 - STORYTELLERS, ILLUSTRATORS, DnD ENTHUSIASTS & NERDY WEIRDOS — World Building Workshop, Sat 03 Oct (te aro) pic

» shapeshifting

Sep 21 - STORYTELLERS, ILLUSTRATORS, DnD ENTHUSIASTS & NERDY WEIRDOS — World Building Workshop, Sat 03 Oct (te aro) pic

Sep 21 - PROFESSIONAL TUTU'S & SUSTAINABLE FASHION BADDIES — steeze up ur skinsuits, Sun 04 Oct (te aro) pic

» costume / kaakahu

Sep 21 - PROFESSIONAL TUTU'S & SUSTAINABLE FASHION BADDIES — steeze up ur skinsuits, Sun 04 Oct (te aro) pic

Sep 20 - CURB ALERT: FREE ‘Normie’ drobe — take a garment, alter it, never wear it straight (onsite)

» night shifts

Sep 17 - DOOR / FRONT OF HOUSE — night shifts, house rules enforcement (casual) (te aro)

» haunting

Sep 16 - HAUNTING (part-time) — experience [[LIVING AMOUNGST PEOPLE]] essential (this ao)

» dimension hopping

Sep 15 - DIMENSION HOPPING — deep space voyagers, you can come home now (deep space)

» terraforming

Sep 18 - TERRAFORMING CREW — kave biome, moss & trumpet shroom experience an asset (kyber kaves)

» portal repair

0 results. the portal is fine. please stop poking it.

» open mic / talent

Sep 22 - OPEN MIC PERFORMERS (6–10pm) + HIGH TEA ATTENDANTS (4–6pm) — Sat 10 Oct (te aro)

» high tea

Sep 22 - OPEN MIC PERFORMERS (6–10pm) + HIGH TEA ATTENDANTS (4–6pm) — Sat 10 Oct (te aro)

» kaitiaki services

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» nerdy weirdos

Sep 21 - STORYTELLERS, ILLUSTRATORS, DnD ENTHUSIASTS & NERDY WEIRDOS — World Building Workshop, Sat 03 Oct (te aro) pic

» fashion baddies

Sep 21 - PROFESSIONAL TUTU'S & SUSTAINABLE FASHION BADDIES — steeze up ur skinsuits, Sun 04 Oct (te aro) pic

» temp / part-time

Sep 22 - OPEN MIC PERFORMERS (6–10pm) + HIGH TEA ATTENDANTS (4–6pm) — Sat 10 Oct (te aro)

Sep 21 - STORYTELLERS, ILLUSTRATORS, DnD ENTHUSIASTS & NERDY WEIRDOS — World Building Workshop, Sat 03 Oct (te aro) pic

Sep 21 - PROFESSIONAL TUTU'S & SUSTAINABLE FASHION BADDIES — steeze up ur skinsuits, Sun 04 Oct (te aro) pic

Sep 18 - TERRAFORMING CREW — kave biome, moss & trumpet shroom experience an asset (kyber kaves)

Sep 17 - DOOR / FRONT OF HOUSE — night shifts, house rules enforcement (casual) (te aro)

Sep 16 - HAUNTING (part-time) — experience [[LIVING AMOUNGST PEOPLE]] essential (this ao)

Sep 15 - DIMENSION HOPPING — deep space voyagers, you can come home now (deep space)

Sep 14 - Regional Creature Dept: WORKSHOP KAIMAHI (te whanganui-ā-tara)

» etc

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community

» events

Sep 22 - OPEN MIC PERFORMERS (6–10pm) + HIGH TEA ATTENDANTS (4–6pm) — Sat 10 Oct (te aro)

Sep 21 - STORYTELLERS, ILLUSTRATORS, DnD ENTHUSIASTS & NERDY WEIRDOS — World Building Workshop, Sat 03 Oct (te aro) pic

Sep 21 - PROFESSIONAL TUTU'S & SUSTAINABLE FASHION BADDIES — steeze up ur skinsuits, Sun 04 Oct (te aro) pic

» workshops

Sep 21 - STORYTELLERS, ILLUSTRATORS, DnD ENTHUSIASTS & NERDY WEIRDOS — World Building Workshop, Sat 03 Oct (te aro) pic

Sep 21 - PROFESSIONAL TUTU'S & SUSTAINABLE FASHION BADDIES — steeze up ur skinsuits, Sun 04 Oct (te aro) pic

» crafternoons

Sep 21 - PROFESSIONAL TUTU'S & SUSTAINABLE FASHION BADDIES — steeze up ur skinsuits, Sun 04 Oct (te aro) pic

» artists

Sep 23 - KANIKANI KINGI — available for mascot work (currently: Public Programme, October 2026) (te aro) pic new!

Sep 18 - TERRAFORMING CREW — kave biome, moss & trumpet shroom experience an asset (kyber kaves)

» lost + found

Sep 24 - FOUND: one (1) galactic nokia, fossilised (in the road) pic new!

Sep 24 - LOST: one (1) human guise, last seen being yanked (te aro) new!

also lost: one (1) VHS tape, label says DO NOT COPY. last seen being filed away with a job that got filled. please do not watch it. please do not ask who filmed it.
UPDATE: management says this was buried. we dug it up. [ watch the tape ]

» rants & raves

Sep 24 - RAVE: the weirdo's have officially entered the chat (deep space) new!

» placement history

Sep 14 - Regional Creature Dept: WORKSHOP KAIMAHI (te whanganui-ā-tara)

» general

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lairs

» pocket dimensions

— - POCKET DIMENSION — ambient, low-stimulation, portal entry (the cryb)

» kaves

Sep 18 - TERRAFORMING CREW — kave biome, moss & trumpet shroom experience an asset (kyber kaves)

» portals / sublets

0 results. the portal is fine. please stop poking it.

» moss beds

0 results. the moss is resting. see terraforming crew.

» mushroom trees

0 vacancies. every mushroom tree in the kaves is already somebody’s supervisor.

» roommates

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for sale / free

» free stuff

Sep 20 - CURB ALERT: FREE ‘Normie’ drobe — take a garment, alter it, never wear it straight (onsite)

» trinkets

Sep 21 - PROFESSIONAL TUTU'S & SUSTAINABLE FASHION BADDIES — steeze up ur skinsuits, Sun 04 Oct (te aro) pic

Sep 20 - CURB ALERT: FREE ‘Normie’ drobe — take a garment, alter it, never wear it straight (onsite)

» freak faces

0 results in stock. ask at the onsite community wardrobe.

» intergalactic whips

0 results. all intergalactic whips are currently parked in the foo fighter carpark.

» cryptid peke

0 results. see the contents-of-peke page of your World Building booklet.

» barter

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services

» alterations

Sep 21 - PROFESSIONAL TUTU'S & SUSTAINABLE FASHION BADDIES — steeze up ur skinsuits, Sun 04 Oct (te aro) pic

» print making

Sep 21 - PROFESSIONAL TUTU'S & SUSTAINABLE FASHION BADDIES — steeze up ur skinsuits, Sun 04 Oct (te aro) pic

» patch making

Sep 21 - PROFESSIONAL TUTU'S & SUSTAINABLE FASHION BADDIES — steeze up ur skinsuits, Sun 04 Oct (te aro) pic

» brain dumps

Sep 21 - STORYTELLERS, ILLUSTRATORS, DnD ENTHUSIASTS & NERDY WEIRDOS — World Building Workshop, Sat 03 Oct (te aro) pic

» portal door re-vamp

0 results. the portal is fine. please stop poking it.

» hauntings

Sep 16 - HAUNTING (part-time) — experience [[LIVING AMOUNGST PEOPLE]] essential (this ao)

craft buddies

» missed connections (@ Fine Dining For Freaks)

Sep 23 - tentacled 4 feathered - t4f - u let me have the last dumpling (the long table, by the boil up) pic

Sep 22 - moth 4 candle - m4c - i know. i KNOW. (the tall candles, left end)

Sep 21 - window seat 4 the soup carrier - 2 4 1 - u said “nice freak faces” and left (the window seat) pic

Sep 20 - whreak 4 whreak - wh4wh - the group photo (me: back row. u: front, doing a claw) (the group photo) pic

Sep 19 - bioluminescent 4 dim - b4d - u: glowing. me: walked into the flower arrangement (the tablescape)

Sep 19 - crafternoon, lino table — u: attaching claws to a cardigan. me: the one with the acorn (c4c) (te aro)

Sep 18 - six-armed 4 two-armed - 6a4ta - u washed, i dried (the kitchen, end of the night)

Sep 16 - shapeshifter 4 the one who always knew it was me - s4? (the long table, every course)

Sep 14 - slime 4 slime - t4t - we both said “well” (the doorway, leaving)

» crafter seeking crafter

Sep 19 - crafternoon, lino table — u: attaching claws to a cardigan. me: the one with the acorn (c4c) (te aro)

» strictly platonic

0 results. (everything in this section is strictly platonic. that is the whole section.)

» rants & raves

Sep 24 - RAVE: the weirdo's have officially entered the chat (deep space) new!

resumes

» cryptids for hire

Sep 23 - KANIKANI KINGI — available for mascot work (currently: Public Programme, October 2026) (te aro) pic new!

discussion forums

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