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missed connections — Fine Dining For Freaks

Fine Dining For Freaks (FDFF) was a pop-up the crew put on: a safe territory for different inter-galactic species to meet and get good food. Masks on. Candles lit. Moss down the middle of the table. Flash boil up in the bowls.

Lots of creatures met. Not many of them swapped galactic nokia numbers. So they’ve ended up here. Be kind in the replies. Everyone in this section was brave enough to post.

the table. (13 seconds, no sound, just candles)

missed connections @ FDFF, newest first

Sep 23 - tentacled 4 feathered - t4f - u let me have the last dumpling (the long table, by the boil up) pic

Sep 22 - moth 4 candle - m4c - i know. i KNOW. (the tall candles, left end)

Sep 21 - window seat 4 the soup carrier - 2 4 1 - u said “nice freak faces” and left (the window seat) pic

Sep 20 - whreak 4 whreak - wh4wh - the group photo (me: back row. u: front, doing a claw) (the group photo) pic

Sep 19 - bioluminescent 4 dim - b4d - u: glowing. me: walked into the flower arrangement (the tablescape)

Sep 18 - six-armed 4 two-armed - 6a4ta - u washed, i dried (the kitchen, end of the night)

Sep 16 - shapeshifter 4 the one who always knew it was me - s4? (the long table, every course)

Sep 14 - slime 4 slime - t4t - we both said “well” (the doorway, leaving)

other missed connections

Sep 19 - crafternoon, lino table — u: attaching claws to a cardigan. me: the one with the acorn (c4c) (te aro)

from the FDFF lost property box (photos)

Seraphina and Skankenstein on a window seat at night, one in a teal mask with orange flowers, one in a flower-crowned blue mask and plaid jacket
Seraphina & Skankenstein, window seat
A big group of masked guests in feathers, flower crowns and capes posing together in a dim room
a bunch of whreaks
Bowls of “flash boil up”: a dark broth with baby carrots, fern fronds, greens and golden dumplings
the flash boil up
An outline shaped exactly like an old Nokia phone worn flat into dark grey road asphalt, scraps of grey screen and cream keypad still inside it
FOUND: one galactic nokia, fossilised. this is why nobody swapped numbers. see posting

other lost property (photos, not from FDFF)

A glittery green and orange horned mask on kraft paper edged with black and white triangle patterns and cut-out magazine letters
LOST: one face. green, glittery, horns. answers to “babe”.
A person in a pink leather mask with long dangling tendrils glances sideways in a gallery hung with woven bags
u: tendrils, glancing back by the kete. me: too shy 2 say hi.
Four people in handmade masks pose under a hanging woven kete in a gallery, one with feathers, one with pink leather tendrils
opening night, four freak faces, one kete. nobody lost anything. we just like this photo.

lost property photos via @cryptids_club

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