Seeking creatures with demonstrated experience [[LIVING AMOUNGST PEOPLE]].
Duties: live amoungst people. Wear the human guise 9 to 5 without anyone clocking the extra eyes. Keep the fourth eye shut in meetings. Nod at the weather. Clock off, yank the guise, return to your true form.
KPI: #KEEPTEHUMANSGUESSING
Not required: chains, sheets, moaning. This is not that kind of haunting.
PostingID: 3303099333
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