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DOOR / FRONT OF HOUSE — night shifts, house rules enforcement (casual) (te aro)

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Date: 2026-09-17, 9:30PM NZST

Seeking a firm but fabulous creature for the door. You will be enforcing the club house rules:

wearing of skins is discouraged
leave attitude in the foo fighter
xenophobia *not* tolerated

Requirements: must know what a foo fighter is (it is not the band). Must be able to point firmly at where the foo fighters park. Must be able to say “not tonight” to an attitude.

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thanks. your flag has been forwarded to the Regional Creature Dept and will be reviewed within 3–5 lunar cycles. please leave attitude in the foo fighter while you wait.

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